I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just high enough for therapy.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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