when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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