You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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