This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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