doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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