yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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