it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
