i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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