shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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