a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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