Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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