wakey wakey hands off snakey
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
How does one acquire holy water?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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