the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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