actually, I'm a sock model
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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