return my video game
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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