i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Randomize
