i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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