I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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