Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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