When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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