Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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