Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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