Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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