The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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