can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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