Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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