I'm jealous of your bromance
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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