don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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