fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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did i walk over a car last night?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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