your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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