I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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