Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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