I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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