So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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