508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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