i jhust puked up my retainher.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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