Where is the hickey?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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