Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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