Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
