UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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