Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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