did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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