you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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