She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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