I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
i out mim tonsoeep
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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