is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I just googled if crying burns calories
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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