Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
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