brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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