big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
3 2 1 whiskey
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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