Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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