we have officially lost it.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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