goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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