Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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