? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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