Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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