Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs