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• (650): View more from California

  Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?

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  One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.

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• (707): View more from California

  I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay

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