I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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