Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize