thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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