i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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